Match day thread: Operation Fark Fark Carlton

It’s raining.

P.S. Fark Carlton.

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Fark the rain, … & Fark Carlton.

On the train.
More farkin farkcarton supporters here than Bombers.

Im hiding up the back of the southern stand. ■■■■ rain and ■■■■ Carlton

Work’s a drain.

Fark Carlton all to heck.

Just got here and the ground is fkn empty.

I know the weather is bad but the crowd is pathetic, mayaswell be Melbourne v Fremantle playing this arvo its that low.

Hocking is doing a lot of goalkicking practice. Most likely starting forward.

Oh and it’s freezing! Also nobody hear. If there is 40k today I will be staggered

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Ditto. If I’m getting updates that resemble a Fark Carlton bs victory this will be an old fashioned depression Sunday. Fark work, Fark Carlscum

We better win. Fark carlton.

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Wondering how our high-kick low-handball game will go in the wet

It’s perfectly cromulent right now. There was some rain half an hour ago.

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HAVE ALL THIS FUN, ESPECIALLY LIKE ORAZIO FANTASIA WHEN BETTING ON ORAZIO FANTASIA.

bet responsibly.

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Joe long sleeves

Their home game things are so awkward… ringing the bell… those two pencil necks in muscle suits waving flags… we ■■■■ all over this mob in every way.

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TIPPA long slee-- wait, no.

Goddard yet to take jacket off, everyone else shirt-sleeved.

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Our cheer squad banished to the city end; their cheer squad hasn’t turned up!

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The boos for the scum was far louder than the cheers

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Is anything more obnoxious than their theme song?

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Anyone else vom a little in their mouth hearing their fark creepy song?!

Fark I have a horrible feeling in the pit of my stomach.

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