Match Day Thread v Port - Rd 2, 2026

It’s easier to abandon Essendon if you substitute the club for a healthier alternative like drug use or gambling

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And in the second half?

We don’t talk about the second half.

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Game?

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……. Now that’s where you made your big mistake!:roll_eyes:

Look at this thread. My god, what has this club done to us?

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Sleep in… tick. Breaky with family, tick. Pool cleaned. Tick. Ok, so from here, key to surviving game day is to achieve something whilst the club dish up next serving of soul destroying crud. Im a 50 year old, 35 year guitar player, so, I always watch the game with guitar in hand. We lose, Ive banked another 2 hours knowing ive come out in front. It’s a coping mechanism. Disclaimer…… if we within a few goals half way through the last, I will retire the Les Paul to its stand to avoid the potential for a Pete Townsend finale to my session. God speed all.

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We’ve applied LEARNINGS™ and accepted that THERE’S A GAP BETWEEN US AND THE BEST SUPPORTERS IN THE COMPETITION™ which at the same time is ON A KNIFE EDGE™.

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The only thing on a knife’s edge with 5 minutes go in the final quarter, is my throat! Will I or won’t I finish this purgatory now?!!

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Is there any chance this stain of a club will put in a performance today that we can be proud off?

Excited to see Kako & Huss.

Loving that we get another look at Sharp, Kondo, Johnson & Nguyen.

Need big games from Wright, Langford & Caddy, and for the mids to bounce back against a strong onball brigade that’ll be looking to respond at home.

Really have no idea what to expect but we’d wanna be competitive after last week.

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No.

@nickers swimming against the tide of misery.

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the competiton is hard guys .everyone knows this. we have a lot of hard work in front of, us but we are up for that challenge

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Bombers by 67 clangers

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A couple of hours until another slaughter and the heat really going onto Scott

If the choice was to lose the next 10 in a row and Brad gets the assss or a few token wins and he sees out his contract I would take the losses any day of the week. With a young team I can take the losses but to have a coach that has no selection integrity, ■■■■■ gameplan, Playing anyone on a wing except a winger most weeks the list goes on. I swear Brads press conferences are a job interview for a job as a politician. It’s time to get drunk.

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