We’re not gonna win, we’re fkn SH-T.
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ITS TIME
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Are you a witch? As soon as I read that I sneezed four times in a row.
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What’s got me worried about this game is the Pies and Cats beat us by shutting down space. The SCG does that without much effort from the swans.
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Imagine what it would be like rocking up to a game and feeling confident of victory and trusting your team to perform well? No matter how good or ■■■■ the opponent is…
I was still a teenager in 2001!
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We’ve won no games in Sydney for ten years.
And people aren’t allowed to be apprehensive because, why?
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Farking cokheads spreading fake rumours about players withdrawing.
For that I hope we smash them by 60 points.
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My favourite socks weren’t in my sock drawer this morning.
For that I hope we beat them by fifteen goals.
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You have to admit that it would have been funny to see this place, if Myers was named captain for tonight. And that’s me saying that.
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I turned 30 and in my prime, now just a shadow of my former self, think I am aligned with the club.
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Thanks for the reminder.
[Goes off to change into the Bomber socks. Now we’re gonna win.]
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Because statistics are merely a record of the past, not a predictor of the future.
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The old gamblers fallacy, ehh.
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The reminder to change into your favourite new not-at-all-stolen socks?
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In the tradition of Kent Kingsley. The pelican to tear us a new one tonight will be: Jackson Thurlow.
Mark him down for 5 goals.
The SCG is almost identical to the Gabba and Metricon. MCG is only 3 metres longer than SCG from the centre to the goal line, that’s about 2 paces at speed.
My formula: 43 points (previous winning margin) + 18 points (Swans decline over the past 12 months) - 1 point (5 day break). Even 10 goal win. Go Bombers!
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These are the exact games good teams don’t lose.
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Yep. I’ve potted Bellcho for being soft on more than a few occasions, but he looked deadset banged up last weekend.
Good effort by the big fella.