The five closest players to Gleeson are all Baggers.
Certainly not a whole lot of options here, but the worst thing you can do is bomb it right towards the loose man (on the Telstra logo), which seems like the outcome our players choose most of the time.
I suppose the best thing to do here is to go right on the boundary between the two one-on-ones and hope for a contest or a throw in.
More than two. There are the two obvious ones, right in the centre of the area Gleeson is going to kick to; then over to the left, CHF side of the centre square, you have Carlton - Essendon - Carlton, widely spaced; and to Gleeson’s left you have another solitary Carlton player, expecting the rebound. That makes four Carlton players without opponents in the Essendon attacking half, and not a single Essendon player free. This is with 7 minutes left in the final quarter and the scores tied. God help us ! - no one else will.
Nah mate, it is outstanding trolling. That collage could ostensibly have been prepared by either a 7 year old, a 67 year old, or someone in between masquerading as a 7 or 67 year old. Or it could have been done completely seriously by an idiot. Or maybe someone wanting us to think they are an idiot and is getting a kick out of someone identifying them as an idiot because that’s exactly the look they were going for with their collage. Or maybe an idiot who thinks that this is what smart people do in order to appear to be an idiot.
I have spent half an hour considering all this. Quite frankly it is brilliant trolling, the likes of which you almost never see any more.