Memberships

We’re a family of 6 who cancelled our silver in 2021.

The cash saved has been better spent on electric reclines in the new homes theatre room and soon to purchase fancy new 85 inch TV.

Fark paying $13 a drink, standing up on the Vline to get into games and watching us throw away countless wins with pitiful efforts.

Least this way we can also watch the NBA, movies and TV series in the comfort of our home.

If/when we feel the urge to go to a game or 2 we’ll just buy tickets.

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The difference is that unlike the mendicant clubs, we will not be getting any help whatsoever from the fkg AwFL, which was entirely responsible for our predicament over the last decade since it imposed the Saga on us.

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Wonder what time this is

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That’s part of the fun. You have to guess!

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Memberfest is a training day.
Training usually starts between 9am and 10am.
I’d get there early as car parking can be difficult (their on-site carpark may not be available).
Training goes until around midday and then there’s the stuff in the Hangar afterwards that happens.
It’ll be a 9am to 2pm kind of thing.

This is the second time they’re doing this, so they should surpass last year’s Memberfest.
Should be more engagement on socials and greater attendance.

Great opportunity for kids to be close to Essendon players. Wish we had this kind of access back in the 90s.

There’ll be more details closer to the date.

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Featuring that clown Daniel Gorringe in an Essendon jumper on a club account is almost enough for me to unsubscribe.

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I got an email back from membership saying that I’d lose my 13 year consecutive membership if I didn’t renew for 2025 season

I replied “you mean exactly like my 19 year consecutive membership was not recognised due to the one year I was living OS”

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This club commenting on consecutive year records - FMD.

Did you mention Finals?

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The club thinks my 9 year old has been a member for 12 years.

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she looks amazing for 100 yo! Well done Sheeds!

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Pretty deplorable membership numbers. Good footy brings members which brings revenue.

It’s that simple.

Mark Bolton will sort it as Chief Strategy and Growth Officer.

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Unless he can magically find about 6-8 more wins per year and a finals win or two I’d suggest he has no hope :rofl:

My 5 year old just got his 20 year badge.

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He is a reincarnated old soul.

Maybe he saw EFC in their golden years.

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Watching Essendon play does age you dramatically.

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Wouldn’t even apply, 5 years old 20 years member, missed all the golden years and into the non-finals’ winning era.

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Extra years credit for pain and suffering.

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What did the poor little tacker do in his previous life to be punished like this

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You age differently as an Essendon supporter, just like the difference in dog and human years, so that’s about right.

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