Which part of him was stuck in the machine?
Was it extra virgin olive oil?
Excitement machine, somebody tell Dodori
Excitement machine, somebody tell Dodori
benfti's already yassered up.
As if he was surprising his girl. He was in there ******* the machine.
What kind of household did you grow up in, where mis-using a household appliance would *not* be surprising?
Excitement machine, somebody tell Dodori
benfti's already yassered up.
Errr... they're whitegoods.
Not interested.
As if he was surprising his girl. He was in there ******* the machine.
What kind of household did you grow up in, where mis-using a household appliance would *not* be surprising?
He grew up...if you could say Mog grew up...in Shepparton.
suggestions he may be omosexual…
suggestions he may be omosexual...
fabulous Doe.
suggestions he may be omosexual...
fabulous Doe.
He was Radiant.
suggestions he may be omosexual...
fabulous Doe.
He was Radiant.
No doubt he thought he was a dynamo in the sack.
Did she put the carton of FAB in the front window?
suggestions he may be omosexual...
fabulous Doe.
He was Radiant.
No doubt he thought he was a dynamo in the sack.
You'll be preening over that for a while.
suggestions he may be omosexual...
fabulous Doe.
He was Radiant.
No doubt he thought he was a dynamo in the sack.
You'll be preening over that for a while.
Instead of seeking publicity, you'ld think he'ld vanish for a while.
Media reports are suggesting the Chief Fire Officer was so displeased with the bloke‘s behaviour that he also threw in some vinegar, oregano, salt and pepper and gave him a real dressing down.
suggestions he may be omosexual...
fabulous Doe.
He was Radiant.
No doubt he thought he was a dynamo in the sack.
You'll be preening over that for a while.
Instead of seeking publicity, you'ld think he'ld vanish for a while.
I just want to know if he and the missus got cuddly
suggestions he may be omosexual...
fabulous Doe.
He was Radiant.
No doubt he thought he was a dynamo in the sack.
You'll be preening over that for a while.
Instead of seeking publicity, you'ld think he'ld vanish for a while.
I just want to know if he and the missus got cuddly
Where is perce these days? They might have thought perce'll fix it.
Thank you to one and all who posted in this thread, have only just finished reading it, and it is one of the best belly laughs I have had in quite a while. Bravo to all the wits on this site, it is this sort of posting that keeps me coming back.
Did his missus come home sard-enly?
Cuddly? Seems to me he wouldn’t have used any softener.
Anyway, small man, big washer