I need a laugh after that so here’s a hot take. Feel free to share yours too.
Instead of lobbying the AFL for assistance, we should see if we game our way out the curse we’re under by applying for a second licence. I’m suggesting we go full send and properly rip the club in two. Have a Tullamarine bombers based at the hangar and an Essendon Same olds based at Windy hill. Split the premierships 50/50 as manufactured history. If we’re capable of generating 80,000 members we could have two lots of 40 and AFL assistance for both clubs.
fire away with your hot takes.