Pass the Parcel.
Or Pin the Tail on the Dodo.
Pass the Parcel.
Or Pin the Tail on the Dodo.
For you, use the following metrics, without limiting the field
Objective and balanced metrics, gender neutral, guaranteed quality field of candidates
Round 1
All prospective candidates submit a Best 22.
The three closest to Ivan’s proceeds to Round 2.
Round 2
The three candidates are submitted to a seven hour interview with Nino. Those who survive proceed to Round 3. If no-one survives Nino is named Coach.
Round 3
If candidate(s) proceed from Round 2 they must enter the DJ thread and receive two rounds of 7 yes’s. If no-one passes this Round the position is re-advertised.
If a candidate(s) still wants the job they proceed to Round 4.
Round 4
In 25 words or less explain why you should be coach. Grammar, spelling and punctation checked by Noonan and Shelton, who select the two most literate.
Round 5
The two remaining candidates must display coaching credentials at a forum footy match. Winner takes all.
Drop them in the desert with 2lt of water and a chicken whoever makes it back to tulla first gets the gig.
They are each given a baby to coach for one hour. Then the babies race.
I wouldn’t trust this process unless we have the slow cooking of meats, as judged by WOB.
Watch as the AFL screw us by changing the rules again.
Finally, an exhaustive process.
Make No.10 the Director of Football !
I modelled it on the NSW selection of candidates for the NY trade and investment Commissioner
I agree up to this point of the process, but then the panel gives the board a short list of their two best candidates.
… then chooses what they consider the best.
Then based on all their other dumb decisions over the last 20 years, the panel chucks that choice out and tells them to hire the other candidate.
I realise this is the comedy selection thread, but that is blatantly ridiculous. Hunger games I can see the club going for, but not your proposal.
Tell all the candidates to turn on and off their laptops… the fastest wins!!!
It should all come down to a power point presentation by the candidates, and which of them is most bullish about our current list… worked great last time.
Battle Royale Flash Mob
Wipeout challenge
You can’t have a Novel way unless there is a Wuhan Lab somehow involved!
Nina Hartley flown over to adjudge who’s the most well hung?