I don’t want who, I don’t want serious process.
A round of “Its A Knock out”.
One contestant from each state.
Slippery pontoons.
Dress ups.
BBL style commentary.
Sunday 7pm.
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Thunderdome.
Full disclosure: This is because I want Hird as coach and he would eviscerate any opponent unlucky enough to be in there with him.
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Guess who.
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Announce we are going to undertake an extensive process, and then don’t do it.
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Takashi’s castle
Winner takes all
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Ok, I’ve got it, stick with me here at it’s definitely out there.
We appoint a panel to make a coaching recommendation to the board. The panel represents a diverse range of perspectives including non-Essendon people.
A comprehensive selection criteria is developed which reflects the needs of the Essendon football club.
That panel conducts an exhaustive process. Screening, first round interviews, second round, presentations, psychometric treating and extensive reference checks.
They weigh up the pros and cons of each candidate and evaluate them against the selection criteria. The panel makes a recommendation to the board which is - and you’ll laugh at this bit - free from personal biases and factional motivations.
The board receives the recommendation, debates it and ultimately signs it off.
As I said, it’s so far fetched that I feel silly even typing it.
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A Seinfeld like contest. Have a naked woman across street from their home. The last one to relieve themselves is the new head coach as they are the least likely to be a sex pest
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My 1st spin came up as Hirdy.
Make of that what you will.
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Why do we need two novelty threads on the next coach?
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player vote
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whats novel about that?
Lucky dip
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We enter all coaching applicants into Squid Games, with the Essendon board the creepy squillionaires.
First game is red light blue light with SWNBN as the doll with guns in her eyes
Sheeds will play the role of the eccentric owner and act as a coaching candidate.
Winner takes all.
A 5 year coaching contract paid out after 2
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ummmmm… does he have… Luxurious hair?
No.
THEN GET ■■■■■■ ■■■■.
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Soggy Sao
1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war!