Orazio FarkCarltontasia

Fark him and Fark Carlton

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Yuck

Will kick 5 against us and hold his jumper up to the crowd.

Nothing surer.

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I had to google Tom German, never heard of the bloke :joy:

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I like Raz.

Except during every 80 minutes he plays in a Blues shirt.

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I’m so pleased Raz plays his 100th game tonight. Congrats Raz.

Now FC for the rest and I hope you lose.

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More likely his hamstring will disintegrate before he plays us

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He couldn’t stay on the park and he’s constantly injured. It didn’t work before, if it doesn’t work now there’s no upside given his age.

Fark Carlton

ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  ass pretenders

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He’s killing it right?

He’s killing something alright…
That first touch was perfection… Since then uhh.
38% disposal efficiency, that’s pretty special

His nonna is going to bring out the big wooden spoon tonight.

If you know you know.

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My grandma in italy was like that

Nonna with the wooden spoon rarely scared me.

Nonno, however…

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Only saw patches of his brilliance but he’s still got it

I was surprised to see him pushing so high up ground, was up at stoppages on wing and charging back towards 50

Obviously body is feeling good at the moment even if he only had limited involvement

Can’t stand the idea of him having a strong season at fark Carlton

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You guys had it lucky. I was practically dodging wooden spoons matrix style with mum, dad, nonno 1, nonno 2, nonna 1, nonna 2, zia and zio.

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Ill be impressed if he manages 10+ games this year. Hes built like a canary. He starts at a few clubs and has a few flasgy games. Then gets injured and cant get his form back. Then the supporters start getting irritated…

I hope cause I like him as a player does 23 games as a minimum and makes a career out of footy

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OK, I suppose we will pay close attention to Fanta hold him to 0.1 while Owies, Martin and Motlop kick 3 each. I have more confidence in our tall defenders ability to control Curnow and McKay TBH.

I was curious how Raz was going at Fark Carlton this year, so I looked up his stats (I’ve watched exactly 0 minutes of Fark Carlton games this year).

Not great reading, how is he still getting selected on those numbers?

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