Orazio FarkCarltontasia

So you’re saying he will be fresh?

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Bringing in Orazio would be more batshit crazy than employing Andrew Thorburn (so I fully expect us to do it).

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This has to be a joke article, surely.

BT: WELCOME BACK ORAAZZZZIO

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Something for reid and cox to aspire to

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We have enough injured players. Don’t want another one clogging up the list.

The Essendon rehab team welcome him back.

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Ha, of course I do. I always get them mixed up. Senile.

Just bring him back and play him one day of the year, Anzac Day just so he can run rings around Maynard before he injures himself again.

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Doesnt this belong in non-essendon stuff?

You what?

He’s gone from home sick to sick of home.

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Trade contact also stated no returns policy in the bottom of the contract, sorry Raz!

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NO!

You can’t build a forward line around a player that can only get on the field for 5 games a year. Even in 2017 when he played 20 games, he got injured just before finals.

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Prefer to develop the Davey boys and give them a go… No thanks, no need for Fantasia

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Va fun culo Orazio. Testa di cazzo

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What value would he add to the side - NONE - no thanks.

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The go home factor tends to disappear when your career is near dead.

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It was written by Sam Manure, sooooooo…

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