Parking Fines

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Manager of parking services?

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Humble traffic engineer.

 

I‘m the one who gets the signs changed to screw youse all.

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I think I like the sound of that job, not so much the screwing youse all bit.  I imagine you help the traffic move as efficiently as possible?

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Maybe not, Mad Bomber: everyone travels, so everyone‘s an expert…

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move to Adelaide, parking fines there are 18 bucks. You could park in the middle of rundle mall and thats all you would get.

There's South Australia's next tourism ad sorted.
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Maybe not, Mad Bomber: everyone travels, so everyone‘s an expert…

So can you fix the traffic lights at the intersection of….

 

:P

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Hey Dave, do you design traffic management plans?

 

If I have to… better than assessing them!