Porn sex vs Real sex explained with food nsfw

General Gibberish Forums The Pool Room
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dsFpIiUZVE

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Mmmmmmm.... chicken

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Did we really lose to St. Kilda on Saturday night? 

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I'm going to lunch...

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That bit with the pancake and cream…LOL

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The banana in the Nutella has just destroyed one of my favourite things to do! Bastards!

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The banana in the Nutella has just destroyed one of my favourite things to do! Bastards!

Bum sex?
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Where's the limp stalk of celery?

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So having 2 minute sex with my 5 inch ■■■■■ and not making my girlfriend ■■■ is normal. Phew.

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So having 2 minute sex with my 5 inch ■■■■■ and not making my girlfriend ■■■ is normal. Phew.

You machine!

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So having 2 minute sex with my 5 inch ■■■■■ and not making my girlfriend ■■■ is normal. Phew.

if by 'girlfriend' you mean half a paw paw, then yes, apparently nurmal