Prince Philip dead, gave Reboot the finger for 1436 days though

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Sack 'em all.
Burn it all down.

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Still, it was reported that there was a lot of activity at 4am their time at the palace. Also reported that there was a flag at half mast.

Wait till 5pm our time to see if any announcement.

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I suppose if it’s true that he’s not dead, to save the thread I’ll have to slip off to England and kill him myself now.
■■■■■■ hell, I was going to the footy this weekend!

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You can’t do that until tippa is done with you

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We have 2 more hours of wild speculation before any official announcement.

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From what gather from twitter, Prince Phillip has gotten Miley Cyrus pregnant while the Queen has killed all of her corgis in a 3am massacre

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Liz and Phil have gone in a murder-suicide pact since Arsenal cannot finish above Spurs this year.

PS it was a question on The Chase, UK version, when Bradley Walsh said “I didn’t know that. I can just imagine her leaving in the crowd - singing one nil to the Arsenal”

I was on a tour of the US south-western parks with a Pommy couple called Liz and Phil. When we were flying over the Grand Canyon in the optional extra, they did a lot of damage to their chunder bags. Out of the 6 of us on board, only the two Aussies retained their lunch, while all 6 Krauts on the other flight lost their lunch. Every time we went over a rim, the plane would drop a hundred metres and you’d hear the scramble for the sick bags following by the sound and stink of reconstituted sweet corn, carrots and tomato skins making the northward journey.

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They’re not alone.

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How can they tell?

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Well if it’s not Liz or Phil, my money would be on a Harry debacle.

Or WWIII is about to go down

Edit: Or it’s a drill practicing for Liz’s actual demise. And someone is about to get fired for leaking to the press.

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Whoops

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Did you have an onion tied to your belt, which was the style at the time?

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I wonder if our media will talk about his three sisters who all married high ranking Nazi officials during the war, and the fact he was a eugenist, burn in hell, you old scum bag.

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On a recent royal visit to Venezuela, Lizzie & Phil had taken delivery of a package of what was supposed to be 175 Samsung Galaxy S8’s from a guy they knew only as Tony (who had promised them a “great deal”), intending to give them as gifts to Buckingham Palace staff. Moments before they boarded the plane however…

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It’s 5pm and the Queen has just broken the sensational news …

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Did Richard Wilkins break this “news”?

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Buckingham Palace trolling striking Fairfax journalists.

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BBC Royal Correspondant

So somehow it got to either the Queen/Prince Phillip dying in the middle of the night

Peak Fake News