Red and Black Humour

After a visit to Bunnings today and wading through display after display of Xmas lights, Xmas trees, giant inflatable Santas and nutcracker soldiers (what’s with that by the way?) I realised it has begun.

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In heaven:

The English greet you at the door
The French do the cooking
The Italians entertain
And the Germans arrange everything

In hell:

The French greet you at the door
The English do the cooking
The Germans entertain
And the Italians arrange everything

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Something topical, which also makes it relevant to contemporary society.

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Playing golf yesterday with a prison guard and he said he was back on shift Saturday so would miss the GF. I said I bet there’s a few Pie fans locked up in there. He said he doesn’t know who they all go for but most look like pie fans. :smile:

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Handouts for Pies fans at the MCG this Saturday so they look good on TV as cameras pan around the crowd.

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Unfortunate combination of headline + photo

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“Unfortunate” ? Yeah nah. It’s just normal Ballarat - Pell’s fiefdom.

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In China at the moment and came across a Bumblebee figure. Packaging had Transformers translated as ‘Deformation Tycoon’

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I love Melbas. Go there every time I’m in SA. Choc covered coffee beans are my favourite

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Selfies not allowed.