A hunter goes out one day, armed with his .458 Winchester, looking to bag some big game. He is walking through the woods when suddenly, he sees the largest Grizzly Bear he has ever seen. This beast of a bear is fully 5 feet high at the shoulder, and would stand 12 feet tall on it's hind legs. He thinks to himself, "I gotta get me that there Bear. I could cover my entire study floor with a rug made from him." He swings up the rifle, takes aim, and bang shoots the bear. After blinking after the shot, he looks at where the bear was and can't see him. He walks over, looks around the bush, looking for a blood trail, nothing. He feels at tap on his shoulder, turns around, and there is the bear. He looks at it and knows that he is dead, no hope whatsoever, this bear is huge and extremely pissed off. Then the bear speaks to the hunter and says, "Right buddy, you've got two choices, either I can rip your ******* heart out of your chest and bury the still beating mess in the forest, or you can turn around and I am going to **** you up the arse!" The hunter thinks to himself,"God, I don't want to die", so he consents to let the bear have it's way with him. 2 hours later, the bear is done, and the hunter goes home.
For 2 weeks, what the bear has done eats at the hunter's mind, until eventually he snaps. "I'm gonna get that ******* bear", he says to himself. So he goes and buys an assault rifle, loads up the 50 round magazine and goes hunting. He is walking through the woods, when he gets to the same part of the forest, and sure enough, there is the bear. He swings up the rifle and lets rip on fully automatic, blasting everything in sight into pieces. When he is empty, he goes over looking for the bear, sure this time it is dead. But when he gets there, no bear, no blood, nothing. Then he feels a tap on the shoulder. He turns around, and there is the bear. The bear says "You again hey, well, you know your options, what's it going to be?" The hunter turns around and drops his trousers. 3 hours later, the bear is finished and the hunter goes home.
This time it only takes him 2 days until he snaps. He goes out and buys an RPG launcher and 50 grenades. He goes back to the woods, same spot, same bear. He opens up like no tomorrow with the launcher, firing round after round at the bear. Trees are falling, rocks are shattering, earth is flying. When he is finished, he walks over... no bear. He feels a tap on his shoulder, turns around and the bear says, "You don't come here for the hunting do you?"