Red and Black Humour

Yes, well I would ask people to not repeat themselves. I repeat. Not repeat themselves.

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I mean…

A man walks into a…
Forget it, you’ve probably heard it before.

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Me: well look who came by for a little sucky sucky

Vampire: don’t say it like that

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Not saying that was on here umpteen posts ago but that was definitely Liverpool when trolleys first came out.
Pool, UK that is.:smile:

Okay Boomers, this one’s for youse…

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Taken in Melton

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It’s not from out front of The Bomber Shop is it?
You know, after a 33 point victory offering a 33% discount?

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Beijing: to be fair, the tactiles do tell you to watch out… but not where the hell to then go (fence to the right, road to the left). And then no warning before the following pit!

Also, the colour contrast for the tactiles is… not as good as it could be.

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What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?

Ian

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Here’s one for yesterday.

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For the last twenty years I’ve received a Valentine’s card from the same secret admirer so I was pretty upset when I didn’t get one this year.

What a lousy year it’s been so far. First my grandma dies and now this.

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