Red and Black Humour

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A single pregnant woman falls and bangs her head and immediately falls into a coma.

Months later she wakes up to find she is no longer pregnant. She calls for the nurse and asks did my baby survive?

The nurse was pleased to tell her, “yes, you actually had twins, a boy and a girl and they both survived and are both healthy”.

Relieved, the woman said, where are they and what are their names?” The nurse informs her that they are with her brother and that he named them for her.

The woman in a frustrated tone said, “my brother named them, but he’s a massive idiot!!” “So what are their names?”

The nurse said “the girls name is Denise”

The woman, surprised said, Denise, that’s actually a beautiful name”. “What about the boy?”

The nurse looks at the woman with a sense of regret, and says “Denephew”.

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I am struggling to see the joke here CJ? Am I daft??

Tilt the screen and squint a little. You’ll soon be able to salute.

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What Hepp said.

Ahhhh, now I’m like- how did I NOT see that!!

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Maybe it should have been posted in the optical illusions thread instead.

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