I can’t believe I lost my job at the bank today and it was only my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance. It was only a little shove.
Jesus and the 12 friends walk into a restaurant.
waiter “ How can I help you?”
Jesus “can we get a table for 26 people please”
Waiter “but there’s only 13 of you”
Jesus “oh yes, we will all be sitting on the same side”
“You do free water, right?”
“You ain’t pulling that one on us again, Mr. Christ.”
Loved that one.
A mother gives birth to Identical Twins and gives them up for adoption. One ends up in Egypt and is named ‘Amal’, the other is sent to Spain and named ‘Juan’.
Years later Juan sends a photo of himself to his birth mother. The mothers sees this and turns to her husband “I wish I had a photo of Amal too”. The husband responds “They’re identical twins, if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal”!
