The Bangles came on the radio the other day " Walk like an Egyptian". So I did.
Now I have to see a Cairo practor.
Extremely childish, but…
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I eat mop
Hope you haven’t started something with that wim.
I’ve read that quite a few times including several times out loud and must admit that I have no idea how that is supposed to be funny. 
It’s hilarious if you’re five years old.
I can’t imagine what accent you’re using to not get it.
There’s the problem…I’m almost 60 years too old for the joke.
Best knock knock since interrupting cow.
Edit: although I did appreciate LMW abusing the hell out of lettuce to try to get me to agree to anything she wanted, back in the day.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wurlitzer.
Wurlitzer who?
Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show …
First music now jokes?
What?
hold onto your tongue and say “I was born on a pirate ship” 
I just tried that, and I sounded just like you after a DRC lunch at Crown.
Or hold it and say “arithmetic on a barb wire fence”
That takes me back to grade three…
Nope…still not funny
For the heretics and blasphemers amongst us.
If praying worked, no-one would ever have bothered to invent viagra.
