You gotta hand it to short people.
Well they can’t reach it on their own.
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You gotta be old
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I always confuse Greggs and Wetherspoons, probably because they’re both absolutely everywhere and we don’t have any of them.
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The Magistrate who sentenced Balta. Brilliant. I can just see Noah running off at 3/4 time into an Uber and back home to watch Roaming Brian.
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You are under arrest …. and under a cat apparently? Looks like the fuzz showed up
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Catastrophic
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I bought a pen that can write underwater.
It can write other words as well.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Have you told this one to Alex?
Laying in bed Sunday morning and I asked the wife " How come you never tell me when you
orga sm?"
She replied “You told me never to phone you at work”.
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Way above is his IQ !
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A redhead went to the doctor’s surgery and told him that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
The doctor told her that was not possible and asked her to show him.
She touched her shoulder and screamed, touched her elbow and screamed even louder, touched her leg and yelled with pain, and when she poked her ankle she almost fainted.
" You’re not really a redhead, are you?" asked the doctor.
She looked surprised and said: “No, I am actually a blonde.”
" I thought so. Your finger is broken."
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