Portland is probably the only place where you’ll hear the term “Up South”.
South Portland is at a higher elevation than the rest of the town.
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I didn’t think we called it Devon in Victoria…Stras(burg) is my word.
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I don’t take anything personal…. Except criticism.
Great line!
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Strasbourg is different to Polony
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Small Flightless Swan
Dirt.
What a great video. Felt like I was doing an online induction.
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The only WA thing automatically open to criticism is the populace’s total inability to merge. The complexity of entering a freeway at at speed which allows seamless interposing of one’s car into the flow of traffic is one which baffles and bemuses all West Aussies except the bloke pointing it out who’ll rival Piastri in driving skills. However, if you’re from the amorphous land mass known as the eastern states and make the same observation about a WA driver you’ll be immediately told to fark off.
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I think you might have forgotten their total inability to master the correct usage of overtaking lanes on country highways.
Plodder drives along at 95kmh in 110 zone…traffic banks up behind plodder.
Plodder notices sign saying “Overtaking Land 1km Ahead”
Plodder rolls his right foot a few times in preparation for accelerating just prior to start of overtaking lane.
Plodder enters overtaking lane, accelerates up to 120kmh and stays in right hand lane for entire length of overtaking lane.
Upon exiting overtaking lane, plodder drops back to 95kmh.
Rinse and repeat.
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Lucky they didn’t drive a Ford into a ford or a fjord!
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Did they put on a levy on when they misspelled levee.
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Black smoke, farked!
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These days they are called husbands.
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After 1868, man’s best friend ‘the dog’ came into notoriety.
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How very appropriate for you to post this image, given your nom d’Blitz!
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