< insert notsureifserious gif > She is more famous than him.
She looks familiar, cant think of her name though
Pic would have been taken circa 1991.
Aussie: “That your dog?”
Kiwi: “Yep”
Aussie: "Mind if I speak to him?’
Kiwi: "Dog don’t talk.”
Aussie: Hey dog, how’s it going?"
Dog: “Doing all right.”
Kiwi: (look of shock)
Aussie: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Kiwi)
Dog: “Yep.”
Aussie: How’s he treating you?"
Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play.”
Kiwi: (Look of total disbelief!)
Aussie: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”
Kiwi: "Horse don’t talk.”
Aussie: “Hey horse how’s it going?”
Horse: “Cool.”
Kiwi: (Extreme look of shock!)
Aussie: “Is this your owner?” (Pointing to the Kiwi)
Horse: “Yep.”
Aussie: “How’s he treating you?”
Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather.”
Kiwi: (Look of total amazement!)
Aussie: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
Kiwi: "That sheep’s a ■■■■■■■ liar!!”
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Are you from Japan cause I’m trying to get in japanties
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Needs more lotion!!!
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The more pertinent question is why is Santa in a hot tub with Rudolph?
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Because he’s a Ho, Ho, Ho, Dear
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My Christmas rum and raisin cake is gluten free.
It’s also raisin free.
And cake free.
OK it’s just rum.
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