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Told my girlfriend that my mum is deaf so speak loud and slow.
I also told my mum that my girlfriend is special needs.
Now we wait.
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At my third Nuptial, my Dad asked for a show of hands on who have been to all three.
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I don’t go to funerals anymore, too scared I will be the one to catch the wreath.
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If you don’t go to other people’s funerals, they won’t go to yours.
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I don’t get it. Whose hand would that be?
Lurch’s ?
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