Red and Black Humour

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Any payment he gets could end up in a backlog.

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I just ran a marathon in Sweden.

I knew I was lost when I crossed the Finnish line

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I have a friend who was in exactly that situation for months after a fall off a roof, landing on, and shattering, the bones in his hands.

His wife got used to having to come into the men’s toilets, when they were out places.

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When you need to buy the fixings for some fkn sandwiches …

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I helped a bloke out in a similar situation. He was just standing in front of the urinal shaking his hands and blowing on his fingers. When I did his flies up he said “ Thank you darling, this nail polish is taking forever to dry”.

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Unlike my post, yours is in the right thread.

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What is the difference between Republicans/MAGAs and animals?

Animals would never allow the dumbest ones to lead the pack.

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Keep it in the politics thread

I always thought orthopedic shoes were overrated,

but I stand corrected.

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My friend said his favorite Star Wars quote was, “Aargh Luke, ye scurvy dog, I be yer father.”

I think he got a pirated copy.

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