What do call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen.
What do you call an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Irene.
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Why are athiests ridiculed because they dont believe in fairy tales?
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What do you call a woman with no legs?
Nolene
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Best stereotype type skit.
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The “Supplies/surprise” is a great joke
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What’s the punchline?
What do you call a kiwi with one leg shorter than the other?
Not even bro.
(told to me by a kiwi)
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GET OUT
Teacher: your essay must start with an attention grabber!
Me: so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my ■■■■■■■
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My 4yo just said “Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media? Isn’t it just inherently dishonest and indicative of an inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves?”
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I used to love the twitter account “that didnt happen of the year awards”.
Some of the crap that people said their niece or nephew said was mind-boggling
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What ?? We’re not allowed to say tittties ? 
That’s a word you learn in 1st grade primary school, ffs.
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I don’t get this one.
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