Red State was pretty good
Better take that DVD collection off to the “signs you’re getting old" thread…..oh, wait …
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He was also Rufus in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.
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Something strange is afoot at the CircleK
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Wasn’t it the 60s?
It may well have been.
3 days ago
Her "you have Dementia..
Me what ? Why?
Her You didn’t flush the toilet.
Today
Me , I’m cured I no longer have Dementia
Her, How do you know that ?
Me, I flushed the toilet.
She shook her head and grunted something
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Reminds me of the classic* joke about alzheimers.
Mr Oldman has taken his wife to the doctor for some blood tests. The results come in.
“I’m terribly sorry” says the doctor, “There’s been a mix up with the blood tests. We can’t be sure which one, but I’m afraid Mrs Oldman has either Alzheimers or AIDS”.
“That’s terrible” says a distraught Mr Oldman. “What am I meant to do with that information”?
“Well”, says the doctor in a serious tone, “my medical opinion is that the second you arrive home today, you must send her for a walk. If she returns, for the love of god don’t ■■■■ her”.
*may not be classic
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In my top 5 movies of all time.
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In a row??
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It’s a classic for mine.
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Brilliant, should he in the humour thread.
What the fark is this, The Piano? Why ain’t this broad talking?
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Actually it is a failure of logic. If she returns, Oldman won’t remember the doctor’s advice.
Please elaborate?
Only Mrs Oldman was tested.
What have I missed?
Oops, I thought that the doctor had tested both of them but mixed up their samples, not mixed up hers and some rando.
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When did you last take a leisurely stroll around the neighbourhood, Albert?
I confess it’s been a while - been too busy trying to help fix up doctors’ blundered diagnoses.
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Fighting the good fight, Albert.
Well done, that man.
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Humming a reasonably well known movie theme.
“Ah,” knowing nod and smile, “…Maverick.”
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