Richmond JOYRIDE thread - GIVE US PICK 1

Shane Whitnall is the patron saint of this thread.

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Nah, we’re a boring story; literally just a number ticking up day by day (that disregards our VFLW team and, quite some time ago and to a lesser degree, our VFL team).

Fark Carlton are masters at pretending to be legit, and then dramatically failing every time it matters.

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THE TIGER ARMY WON’T LIKE THIS ONE BIT

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I think our selection policies will greatly assist our quest for the wooden spoon. And our ability to shoot ourselves in the foot - only Fark Carlton does it better.

This thread is going to explode at Dreamtime

Good. Carlton being ■■■■■ and Blitz meltdowns are all we’ve got.

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i empathise with the sentiment of this thread, but sorry there’s no circumstance at all where i would want richmond to win a game of football

Ruh roh, we got a Filth and Scum sympathiser here.

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We don’t need to out tank em.

Richmond are better than us. They will win Dreamtime.

we may have a winless season. Unless we sack Scott and get a one week bounce and an upset

You MONSTER.

Death rides are all we have.

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It’s important to remember that when it comes to Richmond, their arse is haunted.

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Check the back of your coat love.

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As opposed to pick 1 and drafting the next McGrath?

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I only want 3121 to win if it’s funnier for the other team to lose. I can’t bring myself to do it otherwise.

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Once again, I renew my lament at the loss of signatures.

And also my lament that the phrase I shall be longest remembered for involves an aggressive discharge on the back of a stranger.

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I asked AI

Over the last 25 years (approx. 2000–2025),

Carlton** is generally considered to have had the worse performance due to sustaining lower lows, including five wooden spoons, whileEssendon**has had a longer, more agonizing drought regarding finals success. Both clubs suffered massive scandals and sustained, parallel periods of mediocrity.

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I have no idea why but it came up in conversation during the Gorth game yesterday.

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“What a great goal by Cheezel, anyway how about that Tigers fan with THAT ■■■■, the haunted one, and the discharge on the back of her jacket”

“Scotty, WTF?”

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I think it was a conversation on wether or not FC fans are the most “disgusting” i presented Richmond fans and showed my working.

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Richmond wins that contest by the length of the straight.

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