Shane Whitnall is the patron saint of this thread.
Nah, we’re a boring story; literally just a number ticking up day by day (that disregards our VFLW team and, quite some time ago and to a lesser degree, our VFL team).
Fark Carlton are masters at pretending to be legit, and then dramatically failing every time it matters.
THE TIGER ARMY WON’T LIKE THIS ONE BIT
I think our selection policies will greatly assist our quest for the wooden spoon. And our ability to shoot ourselves in the foot - only Fark Carlton does it better.
This thread is going to explode at Dreamtime
Good. Carlton being ■■■■■ and Blitz meltdowns are all we’ve got.
i empathise with the sentiment of this thread, but sorry there’s no circumstance at all where i would want richmond to win a game of football
there’s no circumstance at all where i would want richmond to win a game of football
Ruh roh, we got a Filth and Scum sympathiser here.
We don’t need to out tank em.
Richmond are better than us. They will win Dreamtime.
we may have a winless season. Unless we sack Scott and get a one week bounce and an upset
gurge
You MONSTER.
Death rides are all we have.
It’s important to remember that when it comes to Richmond, their arse is haunted.
Check the back of your coat love.
As opposed to pick 1 and drafting the next McGrath?
I only want 3121 to win if it’s funnier for the other team to lose. I can’t bring myself to do it otherwise.
Check the back of your coat love.
Once again, I renew my lament at the loss of signatures.
And also my lament that the phrase I shall be longest remembered for involves an aggressive discharge on the back of a stranger.
It’s us, daylight and then Carlton.
I asked AI
Over the last 25 years (approx. 2000–2025),
Carlton** is generally considered to have had the worse performance due to sustaining lower lows, including five wooden spoons, whileEssendon**has had a longer, more agonizing drought regarding finals success. Both clubs suffered massive scandals and sustained, parallel periods of mediocrity.
I have no idea why but it came up in conversation during the Gorth game yesterday.
“What a great goal by Cheezel, anyway how about that Tigers fan with THAT ■■■■, the haunted one, and the discharge on the back of her jacket”
“Scotty, WTF?”
I think it was a conversation on wether or not FC fans are the most “disgusting” i presented Richmond fans and showed my working.
Richmond wins that contest by the length of the straight.
