Ridiculous Lyrics

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Someone told me long ago There's a calm before the storm I know it's been comin' for some time When it's over so they say It'll rain a sunny day I know shinin' down like water

I want to know
Have you ever seen the rain?
I want to know
Have you ever seen the rain
Comin’ down on a sunny day?

Yesterday and days before
Sun is cold and rain is hard
I know been that way for all my time
'Til forever, on it goes
Through the circle, fast and slow,
I know it can’t stop, I wonder

I want to know
Have you ever seen the rain?
I want to know
Have you ever seen the rain
Comin’ down on a sunny day?

Yeah

I want to know
Have you ever seen the rain?
I want to know
Have you ever seen the rain
Comin’ down on a sunny day?

Brilliant song by a brilliant band though

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Night Goat - Melvins

She wants my way to feel
And I cut my teeth
It’s more than nine hundred miles
Oh, I got no more me
Well, you can make my teeth grind
You can make my underworld
It’s a bit done well now
It’s a big dark hell
You sit and watch out for your tails
Like a poison sold on demand
Like a hard chance
Like a pig tail
I walked myself away
Well, baby, I’m talked about
And I felt it grow
She makes you undefiled now
And she’ll clean my nose
I looked so Peaceful
I looked so underworld
I ain’t got no mind
But I ain’t got no tail
You looked like such a worthy man
Like a sinner tossed on the wind
Like a hard sell
Like I’ve passed on
Like a willow thrown away
On signs I’ll walk down for the way
Like a poison sold on demand
Like a hard sell
Like I’m set down
Like the well one goes away

Any Melvins song would be a contender for this list.

Ever read the lyrics to ‘Hooch’?

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Play stairway to heaven backwards and you will find some of the most ridiculous lyrics Satan ever came up with.

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Play stairway to heaven backwards and you will find some of the most ridiculous lyrics Satan ever came up with.

Satan seems to have been a fairly prolific lyricist - especially in the 70’s.

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now why would you sing this song in The REC ROOM at The Playboy Mansion.

Baby, if you got to rock
I got to be your rockin’ horse
Baby, think you’d like to roll
Maybe your diggin’ it more
They’re shakin’ the world
When it’s time to crash
But when I get home tonight
I guess I got to shake myself
You need some love
You must have the blues
Ain’t but the one thing
A good man can do
He do the shake
The rattlesnake shake
Man, do the shake
Yes, and jerk away the blues
Now, jerk it

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I have a pen, I have a apple
Uh
Apple-Pen

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Play stairway to heaven backwards and you will find some of the most ridiculous lyrics Satan ever came up with.

Play White Christmas backwards and you will find some of the most ridiculous lyrics Santa ever came up with.

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Play stairway to heaven backwards and you will find some of the most ridiculous lyrics Satan ever came up with.

Play White Christmas backwards and you will find some of the most ridiculous lyrics Santa ever came up with.

‘Santa’ eh?
hmmmmm
Satan & Santa.

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Play stairway to heaven backwards and you will find some of the most ridiculous lyrics Satan ever came up with.

Play White Christmas backwards and you will find some of the most ridiculous lyrics Santa ever came up with.

‘Santa’ eh?
hmmmmm
Satan & Santa.

Featuring Santana on lead guitar

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Play stairway to heaven backwards and you will find some of the most ridiculous lyrics Satan ever came up with.

Play White Christmas backwards and you will find some of the most ridiculous lyrics Santa ever came up with.

‘Santa’ eh?
hmmmmm
Satan & Santa.

Featuring Santana on lead guitar

Setanta kicking 'em in the nuts.

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“Aphrodisiac Jacket” - The Cult

Sittin’ on a mountain, looking at the sun
Plastic fantastic lobster telephone

Drive on baby, through the electric night
All the way sister, in the taxi of life

Cookin’ in the kitchen, insects on the bone
Hazy, lazy, dream world drippin’ on
Waitin’ for a time bomb, yeah, tick tick tick away
Somethin’ on the radio, yeah yeah, drip drip drip all day, yeah

Drive on baby, through the electric night
All the way sister, in the taxi of light
The sunshine glows, but nobody knows
The nighttime’s gone, keep drivin’ on, yeah

Aphrodisiac jacket
Napoleon machine gun
Livin’ on a subway, yeah yeah
From dusk till dawn, yeah

Push baby, push, push, push, yeah…

Sittin’ on a mountain, we’re looking at the sun
Plastic fantastic lobster telephone, yeah

Drive on baby, through the electric night
All the way sister, in the taxi of light
The sunshine glows, but nobody knows
The nighttime’s gone, keep drivin’ on

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Play stairway to heaven backwards and you will find some of the most ridiculous lyrics Satan ever came up with.

Play White Christmas backwards and you will find some of the most ridiculous lyrics Santa ever came up with.

‘Santa’ eh?
hmmmmm
Satan & Santa.

Featuring Santana on lead guitar

Setanta kicking 'em in the nuts.

Sponsor, Santander

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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my pen*s was missing again
This happens all the time, it’s detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time

I can leave it home when I think it’s gonna get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don’t need it
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk
And the next morning, I can’t, for the life of me
Remember what I did with it

First I looked around my apartment and I couldn’t find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn’t seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes
But no this time

So I told them if it pops up to let me know
I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate

I really don’t like being without my pen*s for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man

And I really hate having to sit down
Every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast

Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward St Mark’s Place
Where all those people sell used books
And other junk on the street, I saw my pen*s
Lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it

I had to but it off him, he wanted 22 bucks
But I talked him down to 17
I took it home, washed it off and put it back on
I was happy again, complete

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don’t know, even though sometimes it’s a pain in the ■■■
I like having a detachable pen*s

/thread

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^Such a great song.

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Play stairway to heaven backwards and you will find some of the most ridiculous lyrics Satan ever came up with.

Play White Christmas backwards and you will find some of the most ridiculous lyrics Santa ever came up with.


Play country music backwards and you get your house, wife, kids and dogs back!
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Anything from the Butthole Surfers, actually, EVERYTHING from the Butthole Surfers.

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How’s this line -

‘you are a magnet and I am steel’

romantic devil…