Ridiculous Lyrics

I was inspired to start this thread after hearing a little jazz number some oldies may know - ‘It Ain’t Necessarily So’.

And the line -

He made his home in
A fish’s abdomen

Got any ridiculous lyric lines?

Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don’t confuse them with mountains
Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
To run for cover when I need it
And these two eyes that for no other
The day you leave will cry a rive
r

thanks Shakira

“And hey there, little sexy pig, you made it with a man
And now you’ve got a little kid with hooves instead of hands”

But then again, that whole song is ridiculous.

My head is full of chopstick. I don’t like it.

Stand in the place where you live
Now face north
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven’t before

Now stand in the place where you work
Now face west
Think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven’t before

If you are confused, check with the sun
Carry a compass to help you along
Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your head is there to move you around

So stand in the place where you live
Now face north
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven’t before

Now stand in the place where you work
Now face west
Think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven’t before

Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your head is there to move you around
If wishes were trees, the trees would be falling
Listen to reason, season is calling

Stand in the place where you live
Now face north
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven’t before

Now stand in the place where you work
Now face west
Think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven’t before

If wishes were trees, the trees would be falling
Listen to reason, reason is calling
Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your head is there to move you around

So stand (Stand!)
Now face north
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven’t before

Now stand (Stand!)
Now face west
Think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven’t

Stand in the place where you live
Now face north
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven’t before

Now stand in the place where you work
Now face west
Think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven’t before

Stand in the place where you are
Now face north
Stand in the place where you are
Now face west
Your feet are going to be on the ground
(Stand in the place where you are)
Your head is there to move you around, so stand

Any song by the Black Eyed Peas ever. “My hump, my humps, my lady, lady humps.”
They must be taking the P155 with every song they write.

Stand in the place where you live Now face north Think about direction Wonder why you haven't before

Now stand in the place where you work
Now face west
Think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven’t before

If you are confused, check with the sun
Carry a compass to help you along
Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your head is there to move you around

So stand in the place where you live
Now face north
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven’t before

Now stand in the place where you work
Now face west
Think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven’t before

Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your head is there to move you around
If wishes were trees, the trees would be falling
Listen to reason, season is calling

Stand in the place where you live
Now face north
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven’t before

Now stand in the place where you work
Now face west
Think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven’t before

If wishes were trees, the trees would be falling
Listen to reason, reason is calling
Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your head is there to move you around

So stand (Stand!)
Now face north
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven’t before

Now stand (Stand!)
Now face west
Think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven’t

Stand in the place where you live
Now face north
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven’t before

Now stand in the place where you work
Now face west
Think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven’t before

Stand in the place where you are
Now face north
Stand in the place where you are
Now face west
Your feet are going to be on the ground
(Stand in the place where you are)
Your head is there to move you around, so stand

Make a hat of cheese

A lot of the latter INXS stuff, including Kick had questionable lyrical content. So much so that I thought those music journos who catoragised M Hutchence as a lyrical genius were either seeking favour or e’ing.

Banana banana banana banana terracotta terracotta pie

Bounce pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo jump pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo

/thread

“I’m serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer” Snap!

“I know that I must do what’s right / Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti”

Not only lame, the line is so forced into the song the excess syllables flow so poorly.

Clug’s milkshake brings the number 1 pick to the yard
Damn right, it’s better than mcgrath’s

“i dare you” by Exumer

Easily the worst song lyrics ever written. The lines are all different lengths . Most don’t rhyme or make sense. They rhyme ■■■■ with ■■■■. And it’s absurdly dumb content.

Come on tuff guy, you talk so much ■■■■ You run your mouth day and night, it's just a bunch of ■■■■ Why don't you go and say it to their face Instead of talking behind their back All you do is tellin' lies, that's all you know how to do Just keep ■■■■■■' with me, I dare you

You’ve got no clue, your head’s up your ■■■
You just want attention, I bet you were the nerd of your class
Back up your words or shut the hell up
This time you’re gonna learn because I’ve had enough
Turn and run as far as you can, you’re gonna have to
Or you can stay here, I dare you

You make me wanna puke, you’re such a stupid joke
You brag that you can do this and that

I can see through your disguise, your master of lies
Get away from me, I can’t see your face
Start to walk out, just get out of this place
You tried to bullshit me, but I knew
A fist in your mouth, rip off your face
Kick you in the head, you ■■■■■■ disgrace

You’re so stupid, don’t know how to dress
Your hair hasn’t been washed for about a month
Come over here and I’ll give you a kick in the butt
You want to act so cool, you’re out of luck
Why don’t you just leave, it’s the best thing you could do
Or stay another minute, I dare you

Come on tuff guy, you talk so much crap
You run your mouth day and night, it’s just a bunch of ■■■■
Why don’t you go and say it to their face
Instead of talking behind their back
All you do is tellin’ lies, that’s all you know how to do
Just keep ■■■■■■’ with me, I dare you

I was inspired to start this thread after hearing a little jazz number some oldies may know - 'It Ain't Necessarily So'.

And the line -

He made his home in
A fish’s abdomen

Got any ridiculous lyric lines?

That was all right, pointing out the utterly ludicrous crap printed in the bible, that some absolute morons believe absolutely.

The things that you’re liable
To read in the bible
Just ain’t necessarily so

I kinda like this one:

bark bark meow meow,
dance with me purple cow

That’s two songs that I totally get…

Woman,
You know you,
Woman,
You gotta be,
Woman,
I’ve got the feeling of love,
When you’re talking to me, see right through me,
I’ve got the feeling of alone

She’s a woman, you know what I mean,
You better listen, listen to me
She’s gonna set you free oh oh yeah

You’ve come looking for me, like I’ve got to set you free
You know I can’t free nobody,
You’ve come looking for me, like I’ve got to set you free,
I can’t be nobody.

She’s a woman you know what I mean,
You better listen, listen to me,
She’s gonna set you free oh oh yeah

Woman,
You know you,
Woman,
You gotta be,
Woman,
I’ve got the feeling love,
When you’re talking to me, you see right through me,
I’ve got the feeling love

She’s a woman, you know what I mean,
You better listen, listen to me
She’s gonna set you free oh oh yeah

And also…(you may not want to read all of this for fear of your brains running out your ears).

I do what I do, I do what I do
To have you
(Have you)
I do it all to have you, I do what I do
To have you
(Have you)

I do it all to have you
(I do, I do, I do)
I do what I do to have you
(Have you)
I do it all to have you
(I do I do I do)

Did you look the way you wanted to look?
Did you feel the way you wanted to feel?
Are you happy now, that we fantasized?

I do what I do, I do what I do
To have you
(Have you)
I do it all to have you
I do what I do to have you
(Have you)
I do it all to have you

I do what I do to have you
(Have you)
I do it all to have you
(I do, I do, I do)
I do what I do to have you
(Have you)
I do it all to have you
(I do, I do, I do)

Do I touch the way you want to be touched?
Have you heard the words you wanted to hear?
Is my body heat the right intensity?

I do what I do, I do what I do
To have you
(Have you)

I do it all to have you
I do what I do to have you
(Have you)
I do it all to have you

I do what I do to have you
(Have you)
I do it all to have you
(I do, I do, I do)
I do what I do to have you
(Have you)
I do it all to have you
(I do, I do, I do)

Did you look the way you wanted to look?
Did you feel the way you wanted to feel?
Are you happy now? Are you happy now?

I did what I did
(Are you happy now?)
I did what I did, did what I did
(Are you happy now?)

I do what I do, I do what I do
To have you
(Have you)
I do it all to have you
I do what I do to have you
(Have you)
I do it all to have you

I do what I do to have you
(Have you)
I do it all to have you
(I do, I do, I do)
I do what I do to have you
(Have you)
I do it all to have you
(I do, I do, I do)

You know it’s true
Everything I do
I do a big poo

Macarthur Park’s lyrics were a bit silly, with cakes left out in the rain.

I think Richard Harris may have been consuming recreational substances.

99 luft balloons. Listen carefully, it’s all jibberish.