Round 1 Non Essendon Games

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What Nine are doing to cricket, Seven are doing to footy...

I blame producers and social media.

Same as journalism now being reduced to “the top 5 things that miley cyrus has licked”

Ah, that old chestnut: what happens when a resistible force meets a movable object?

Lol, Martin was over in L.A with Dane Swan.

GOOGS!!!

Liam Jones amuses me.

Why the fark is there ads between each goal?

Farking bullshit. Might as well hand it back to channel Nine.

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Lol, Martin was over in L.A with Dane Swan.

GOOGS!!!

They went for the steak

two teams that can safely book some overseas trip for September.

Games between Carlton, Richmond and St Kilda are always supremely embarrassing.

LOL Reiwoldt, giving away the goal miss just before half-time. What a maroon.

Oh no, another fark carlton injury, now millhouse has his excuse.

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LOL Reiwoldt, giving away the goal miss just before half-time. What a maroon.

a scarlet

How is Liam Jones on a list

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How is Liam Jones on a list

Ditto Cameron Wood

riewoldt is a massive flog

Chemist warehouse on the fence. Lolza

My team has dominated a half of footy. They lead by 20 points. I am paid shitloads of cash and just signed a contract extension. I am regarded as a superstar. I have had less than 10 possessions. My signature looks something like the word ’ overrated’. What is my birth name?

Update

My team won it’s game by nearly 5 goals. I added a few more possessions to my name for a huge total of 13. I will still get loads of cash and be hailed as a superstar despite evidence to the contrary.

That umpire likes calling play on…

Fark Carlton!!

Carlton are deadset crap. We will kill them.

Yarran

You are a spud