Round 18 2023 Non Essendon Games

bltn knows they’re coming

If we win every game and FARK CARLTON only drop one game
W L D

  1. Collingwood 20 3 0 135.1%
  2. Port Adelaide 20 3 0 121.4%
  3. Brisbane Lions 18 5 0 131.0%
  4. Essendon 16 7 0 118.5%
  5. Melbourne 14 9 0 120.1%
  6. Adelaide 13 10 0 117.9%
  7. Western Bulldogs 13 10 0 105.5%
  8. Carlton 12 10 1 110.5%
  9. St Kilda 12 11 0 104.2%
  10. Geelong 11 11 1 109.8%
  11. Richmond 10 12 1 97.3%
  12. Fremantle 10 13 0 92.4%
  13. Sydney 9 13 1 105.3%
  14. GWS 9 14 0 91.9%
  15. Gold Coast 9 14 0 90.4%
  16. Hawthorn 5 18 0 75.0%
  17. North Melbourne 3 20 0 69.4%
  18. West Coast 1 22 0 51.3%

QF1: COLLINGWOOD v Essendon
QF2: PORT ADELAIDE v Brisbane Lions
EF1: Melbourne v CARLTON
EF2: ADELAIDE v Western Bulldogs

SF1: ESSENDON v Carlton
SF2: BRISBANE LIONS v Adelaide

PF1: COLLINGWOOD v Brisbane Lions
PF2: Port Adelaide v ESSENDON

GF ESSENDON v COLLINGWOOD

Sure is going to be an interesting next 7 weeks for a lot of reasons, but the top 3 are set for sure.

We lose to Geelong it will give them more of a chance to keep FARK CARLTON out so that is a silver lining but makes it harder to get to 4th

I am guessing FARK CARLTON miss out on percentage to Geelong

If we can beat th pies in round 24, we can beat them in QF1 as well

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Nah.
Seems like 2001.
When we lost to Richmond in the last round, then gave them a pasting the next week in finals.

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Warner and Amarty in for the Swans, Smith and Lobb out, go Swans!!!

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Carlton are absolutely beating Port this weekend.

But don’t underestimate their ability (much like ours) to lose the unlosable on the run home though. Watch them fall to a Gold Coast or GWS when they will really need to win.

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They only have to lose to Port this weekend, to make every game a win to make finals, I would like to see them on the back foot first up, FARK CARLTON are due for a loss

Carlton by 20.

Like I said though… don’t underestimate their ability to lose the ‘unlosable’ on the run home though. But won’t be this week.

hmm, Kennedy out strains their mid, Dixon/Rioli not that big out, Lycett and Duursma are be ins, Jonas a good replacement for playing injured Dixon will be an interesting game

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I’m still tipping Port.
Dixon and Horne Francis out hurt them.
Jonas in for McKenzie is a good choice.
Lynette is an upgrade.
Duursma is a good in.

That’s still enough talent to get past Carlton at Marvel.

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All you ■■■■ carlton lovers need to be instabanned

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I had stopped the FARK CARLTON for a few weeks, as too much FARK CARLTON farks with the FARK CARLTON matrix, but it is time to all

FARK CARLTON again

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Who do we want to win tonight? Im thinking Dogs they lose they will be more desprate for a win next week

They might be more desperate for a win next week, if they lose tonight, but they will be less confident. Blitzers worried about the Blooos need to keep in mind that Port have a better record at Marvel than Caaarlton has.

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The 300 gamer has his most serious game face on. In 2023 his team is ■■■■.

Libba snaps truly after a good build up with lots of Dogs involved, and plenty of HBs.

Where are all the fans?

Good to see the Bin Chickens fans stick around when their team is struggling.

Stadium half empty.

“Oh… but… but… it’s Thursday night!” - nah, you’re just ■■■■ and have fairweather fans.

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We are going to destroy the swans at marvel

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Even @Diggers has jumped off or is he just down at the Rub and Tug again?

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