Round O 2025 Non Essendon Games

Collingwood players look like absolute nuffies chasing tails, while GWS cut through their defensive structures.

Has brown held onto a mark all day?

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No.

Brown gets his hands to another, spills it. GWS have their answer to 2MP, right there.

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Pies BigFooty supporters are going off.

They’re not happy with Membrey. Or Reef McInnes.

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Switch out grippo and get the araldite for Brown.

Lol

A few more please GWS to really rub it in.

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If you popped Hogan in this forward line it’s pretty fair to say the giants would have already brought up the ton.

Brown and Cadman have missed some sitters (marks and just not led as well as the could)

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Buckley sounds so sad.

Mighy be time for Bobby Hill to change clubs come to Essendon like you wanted to

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Maynard lol

Hill gathers and snaps from directly in front, hits the post.

Keep them coming

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A good old fashioned shellacking for the Pies…nice

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Hammy for Hill now?

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Pies turned up to Opening Round unfit.

  1. Collingwood is so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
  2. Collingwood is so old, her social security number is 1!
  3. Collingwood is so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
  4. Collingwood is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
  5. Collingwood is so old, her last name was “Osaurus”.
  6. Collingwood’s so old, she took her driver’s test on a dinosaur.
  7. Collingwood’s so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
  8. Collingwood’s so old, archaeologists found ancient pottery in her vagina.
  9. Collingwood’s so old, she used to babysit Yoda.
  10. Collingwood is so old, she doesn’t have a camel toe, she has a chicken gizzard.
  11. Collingwood’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
  12. Collingwood is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  13. Collingwood is so old, she sued Google for naming their search engine after her age.
  14. Collingwood’s so old, she farts dust.
  15. Collingwood’s so old, she tried to make a TikTok and broke her hip.
  16. Collingwood’s so old, her birth certificate expired.
  17. Collingwood’s so old, she knew the Beatles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
  18. Collingwood’s so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
  19. Collingwood’s so old, she knew Gandalf before he had a beard.
  20. Collingwood’s so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.
  21. Collingwood’s so old, they moved her out of the retirement home and into the museum.
  22. Collingwood’s so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam
  23. Collingwood’s so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
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Your goal Maynard. Flog

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Bucks making a bucket load of excuses for the Pies.

Sorry Bucks, its more about how good GWS are.

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