he did the same for me after i told him to lay off the booze
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We should do a “storm area 51” on some of these ■■■■■’ twitter accounts.
it’s a gold coast cover up
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Who the hell is John Nobes
Awwww yeah it’s true baby
What it do baby
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You may be confusing theories, here.
John Noble I imagine
some random rookie
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Depends whether the dimension he is in follows the same theories as our dimension does.
Story not true… Sack Dodooro
This is the real big story - no name GCS player has tested positive to cocaine on game day:
Gold Coast AFL player Brayden Crossley is facing a drug ban after returning a positive match day test for cocaine.
Cocaine detected on match day is considered performance enhancing and carries a maximum four-year ban.
The Australian Sports Anti-Doping Authority are conducting an investigation.
The Suns’ forward is waiting for the return of a B sample after a urine test before the May 25 NEAFL game against the Swans detected traces of a cocaine metabolite — a banned substance under the World Anti-Doping Authority code.
It is understood he intends to vigorously defend himself and will deny knowingly ingesting a banned substance.
Crossley, who turns 20 next week, played 10 games in his debut season but has been unable to break into the senior side this year.
He kicked two goals and had 10 disposals in the Round 8 clash against the Swans, which Sydney won by 58 points.
Crossley’s last NEAFL game was against Southport on June 15 and he is on Gold Coast’s injury list as (personal leave) with a TBA return date.
Does it really take two months to do the B Test?
Didn’t he smash the B test vials with a hammer in front of the ASADA testers. Apparently thats OK now.
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Disappointed to come out to no good news but my boss just cried in a meeting and it was awkward. She might be a Pies fan.
The tinfoil hat on my head tells me that it is a juicy story to hold onto for when an inconvenient story pops it’s head in.
This is why you shouldn’t go to SinCity the night before a game.
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You can’t come back from that.
is it because you told her to “suck it”?
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Hmmm, that could be taken the wrong way. 
Tin Foil hat
wouldnt surprise me AFL created gambling rumour to draw attention away from drugs story to their pet afl run club