MELISSA WU WONT LIKE THIS ONE BIT DARCE.
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Mel and I have been ■■■■■■■■ for ages. She’ll be fine.
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take your soccer sh*t elsewhere
This thread is reserved for the magnificence that is The Shinboners
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So this thread just highlighted that we really dont care about North 
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Harsh call (but probability of 100% accuracy) 
Fark Carlton
KKKollingwood
Whorethorn
Ninthmond
West Coke
Shitney
All far more important matches for me than Norf Melbin.
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Stevens and Carey had an altercation at their 96 reunion
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What about??
Yea not sure saucy, might’ve been about who entered first like Kramer and George
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Who would have thought that if you get two bogans together who have bad blood and mix some alcohol in that some stern words would have been said and an altercation ensuing.
20 years ago. Its a bit sad on both parts
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Any details beyond whether Archer was there to knock that shitstain of a human into next week are surplus to requirements.
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If I was Carey (which I’m glad I’m not) I reckon I’d have held a p¡ss in for the whole function rather than be seen going to the toilet 
Apparently Carey brought Kelly Stevens as his plus 1… Might not be true…
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surely that can’t be true. If it is though, that’s actually pretty funny.
It’s not.
As if they were ever going to be like:
“Duck, how are you mate?” “Yeah good Stevo, yourself?”
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Apparently Carey wasn’t invited but came anyway.
What! In the toilets again?
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the laundry