Season 2024 - Hawthorn

Because he ■■■■■ in the middle of the street

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I think I would have other names to call him other than “ginni” :joy:

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Who doesn’t?

Maybe he thought the time had come to lay it on the line.

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Doing his part to promote the team colours.

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I really, really hope it’s him.

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Five losses in a row to kick off 2024.
Has to be some sort of record.
Well done Mitch.

They said Hawthorn’s worst start to a season since 1970.

Assuming North go down today, it means 2 winless coaches square off next week.
Clakko and Mitch.
Norf and Hawfforn.
How do you actually work out who deserves a loss more.
Sorry Mitch.

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Why sorry?
Fark Mitchell.

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How good would it be if they got pantsed next week

I think a draw would be acceptable in this scenario.

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Game called off on health orders.
Not safe for anyone to observe that level of shitness for that long. No points for anyone.

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What’s happened to the much vaunted midfield?

Hawthorn’s midfield was thumped by Gold Coast. While Noah Anderson (36 disposals), Touk Miller (28) and Matt Rowell (23) ran amok, opponents James Worpel (14), Conor Nash (10) Cam Mackenzie (3) Josh Ward (7) and Jai Newcomb (10) could barely lay their hands on the ball.

That’s downright deplorable - poor Mitch.

“Sorry Mitch”
“Poor Mitch”

This outpouring of sympathy for Sam farking Mitchell is nauseating.

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Ok
Mitch sits at the top of the pyramid of c.nts

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They’ll sack him if they get dicked by North

My only concern is that their level of shitness will accelerate them getting better via priority draft picks, they need to win around six games this year.

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I don’t think that will happen. They’re a rebuilding team. They still haven’t had enough drafts to get the critical mass of young talent through the door. The results they are getting and part and parcel of a rebuild.

I suspect they will beat North.