Season 2026 - North Melbourne

North Melbourne

Coach – Alastair Clarkson

2025 –

Points For – 13th
Points Against – 17th

Top 5 Best and Fairest

=1. Harry Sheezel
=1. Tristan Xerri
3. LDU
4. Luke Parker
5. Jy Simpkin

2025 Rising Star Noms

Finn O’Sullivan (Rnd 15)

Ins – Lachy Dovaston, Hugo Mikunda, Charlie Spargo, Blake Thredgold

Outs – Miller Bergman, Kallan Dawson, Eddie Ford, Finnbar Maley, Georgie Payne, Will Phillips, Brynn Teakle, Darcy Tucker

My Prediction

The pass mark for Clarkson was missed again last season. He has some sort of impunity to results and his reputation from Hawthorn has carried him a very long way. I would imagine the calls for change will be closer this season though without significant improvement. Five wins from a team most pundits thought was ready to rise up the ladder was not a good enough outcome.

The backline is a major headache. Pink and Comben are not going to inspire a lot of fear as a tall two. Comben goes from looking pretty good to pretty average very quickly. Their small backs look ok by reputation although they underperformed last year. McKercher looks a gun and will continue to improve whilst I am not sure either Daniel or McDonald are getting better. I think they still need a lot of work for this to be an AFL quality backline.

The midfield is harder to read. The names look great but the output doesn’t match. Sheezel at times last season looked ready as a mid then at other times looked unaccountable and outmatched. Simpkin seems to have largely avoided the same hype as Merrett despite being a captain that wanted out (playing for an irrelevant club has some benefits). LDU’s reputation has far outgrown his output but still looks like he could tear a game apart at any stage. Wardlaw is a legitimate gun with a broken body. They should be better than last season but you wouldn’t want to bet your life on it.

The forward line is all about Larkey, he is an absolute gun. Great hands and a good kick. If he played in a top 8 team he would be winning Colemans. Darling looked his age for large portions of last season and it’s not going to get better. Parker on the other hand doesn’t seem to age and for large periods of games was their best player last year. The smalls are led by Curtis who started the season really well and Zurhaar who is a medium, both in size and output (can cook a mean steak though looking at his insta).

They have one of the top rucks in the competition and he made a real difference last year. If there was one player they couldn’t afford to get injured it is Xerri who has developed incredibly well. The coach is running out of credits and we may start to see the board exploring plan b if things don’t improve this year. They look short on a solid plan and tactically look like they are lagging.

The Roos surely have to improve this year. The talented players are now a few years in the system. They don’t look remotely like a team that will challenge for finals, the gap between their good players and they poor players is just too big. They can maybe play the youth card for one more year. They should be looking at the 7-8 win mark this year which will put them in 12-14 range.

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It’s been a nice winning run for us against them in recent times. A few close shaves, but we’ve kept it going.

I suspect that will come to an end in 2026. I still can’t see them finishing above a 12th or 13th though, but given their recent fortunes that would be seen as a big gain for them.

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I have them in a 7-10 win window this year.

They aren’t going to be world beaters and still have flaws, but they should have enough strengths to beat the weaker teams (Rich, WCE, Ess) and pull off a couple of upsets somewhere.

Any less and CLAKO would be given marching orders I reckon.

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Still a horrible list. Missing out on Reid and losing JHF will haunt their fans for a decade.

It’s also funny to think that they will likely end up regretting letting McKay go for pick 4. Maybe we offer North McKay for Zane at the end of the year

Agree with this. He needs:

  • 7-10 wins
  • Improve defensively
  • Stop the beltings

If they don’t move out of the basket case/bottom 4 bracket of teams, he’s got to go.

Fold for mine

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Here’s Zero Hanger’s take on their best 23 team this year. Still utter trash for me. A couple of cooked has beens as leaders and then a bunch of kids.

I can’t see them getting more than 6 wins

They’ve finally got an actual small forward too now in Lachy Dovaston. This is an area they have sucked in for a fair while. Probably worse than us which is saying something.

Paul Curtis is a gun but is almost a bit more like an undersized full forward.

I thought they did well in the draft actually. Things fell their way in terms of addressing needs. Not just Dovaston as mentioned above but also their other glaring need (key defenders) got some strengthening with Thredgold falling through to them. The quicker they can move on from the Aiden Corr’s, Griffen Logue’s of the world the better.

With Wil Dawson, Charlie Comben and say one of Thredgold or Whitlock they might finally be ready to solidify their defence.

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The midfield does alot of heavy lifting.

That backline is putrid.

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Quality of defenders is one thing, but also game style and buying into full team defence is another. That needs to tighten up significantly. For all the midfield talent, how many of them fully invest is defensive actions? Either tackling or simply being able to be part of a defensive structure? That’s as big an issue as some of the battlers they have filling key defensive posts.

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Fold and die.

Angry midget coach can GAGF too.

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Yeah for sure. It’s never just one thing. It’s a combination of personnel and gameplan/compliance to team first mentality. You’re right, they have a few guys who are poor in that area - i.e. McKerchar, Duursma, Stephens, Fisher, even a guy like LDU.

Not sure Sheezel has much in the way of accountability either. Probably a poor balance between talented ball getters and blue collar workers.

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One thing is for sure , they have 2 grand finals this year and will likely pinch one of them

Xerri will arguably be the most impacted by the ruck rule changes of any starting ruckman. It will be interesting to see if he can overcome this to give their average midfield enough of the ball at stoppages.

Would take Warlord from them in a heartbeat.

Don’t care about the rest.

Their supporters were the biggest ■■■■■ of all fan bases during the saga

Fold.

Pls fold and die.

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Irrelevant rabble for mine.

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Still a ■■■■ team, good midfield but that’s about it

Spicer’s cause of death has been revealed as an aneurysm.