Fish mistakes ■■■■■ for dinner <div> <div><img height="366" src="http://optuszoo.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/045822-037ff7c4-c395-11e3-b397-01c2dd417b4d.jpg?w=650" width="650" alt="045822-037ff7c4-c395-11e3-b397-01c2dd417"></div> </div> <div>Fisherman Bjorn Frilund shows off his unusual catch.</div> Apr 14, 2014 2:47PM<p>A NORWEGIAN fisherman has found a large sex toy in the stomach of a fish he was gutting for dinner.</p>
Bjorn Frilund, 64, told The Local newspaper that he was struck by the cod‘s â€œunusual shapeâ€ as soon as he picked it up.
â€œI was astonished,â€ he said. â€œIt was totally unexpected. I had never seen anything like this before.â€
Mr Frilund reckons the cod mistook the bright orange sex toy for a local species of octopus.
â€œFish eat all kinds of different things,â€ he told The Local. â€œAnd the ■■■■■ looks like what the fish eat. We have a kind of multicoloured octopus in Norway, maybe the cod thought this was one of these and ate it.â€
Mr Frilund has another theory as to how the vibrator, which still had a small motor at one end, ended up in the ocean in the first place
He thinks it might have been tossed overboard by a â€œfrustrated woman on a cruiseâ€ in the Barents Sea.
â€œThe chances of winning the lottery are probably greater,â€ he said.
And cue fish jokes.....now