Something's fishy

	Fish mistakes ■■■■■ for dinner
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<div>Fisherman Bjorn Frilund shows off his unusual catch.</div>

	Apr 14, 2014 2:47PM<p>A NORWEGIAN fisherman has found a large sex toy in the stomach of a fish he was gutting for dinner.</p>

Bjorn Frilund, 64, told The Local newspaper that he was struck by the cod‘s “unusual shape” as soon as he picked it up.


“I was astonished,” he said. “It was totally unexpected. I had never seen anything like this before.”

Mr Frilund reckons the cod mistook the bright orange sex toy for a local species of octopus.

“Fish eat all kinds of different things,” he told The Local. “And the ■■■■■ looks like what the fish eat. We have a kind of multicoloured octopus in Norway, maybe the cod thought this was one of these and ate it.”


Mr Frilund has another theory as to how the vibrator, which still had a small motor at one end, ended up in the ocean in the first place

He thinks it might have been tossed overboard by a “frustrated woman on a cruise” in the Barents Sea.

“The chances of winning the lottery are probably greater,” he said.■■■■■-for-dinner/




And cue fish


A two pronger eh!


Very ■■■■■ fish.

A blow fish?

Worst excuse for stealing the wife’s vibrator EVER

Worst excuse for stealing the wife's vibrator EVER

What excuse do you use?

Mods please merge with the I Touch Myself thread.

Well I have a positive ID on the fish