Song to Save Your Life

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Yikes.

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You missed a ‘da’.

*chk-chk*

*BANG*

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That’s some commitment to the joke in that post.

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https://genius.com/Darude-sandstorm-lyrics

There’s more lols to be had.

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hilltop hoods - the nosebleed section

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Dead Kennedys - Moon Over Marin

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The annotations are gold.

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Thought you’d pick one of your own bands.

Terry Wallace!

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It’s never a gun woman.

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Oh Duh. Poontang* could have done it:

Swearing at the Empy

I was drinking at the Empy
(drinkin’ at the empy)
Just watching the Clowns
(watchin’ the band)
I screamed “it’s your fuckkin’ shout”
They politely mentioned
(shut up ya dickheads!)

I was swearing at the Empy
at the top of my voice
The really friendly staff
told me that they had no choice

I was piissing on the pinnie
(having a slash)
Because the band was shiit
(they were farkin awful)
I was mouthing off the musos
(go and get farked!)
With my incisive wit!

I was swearing at the Empy
at the top of my voice
The really friendly staff
told me that they had no choice

I was swearing at the Empy
at the top of my voice
The barsterds threw me out
they told me that they had no choice

P.S. This actually happened, Paul Floppy got into trouble at The Empress when he came to see me play.

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I’ve been going through some faves that I figured I could nail, and messed them all up in some little way: Bizarre Love Triangle, Let’s Go To Bed, Taillights Fade, Love Will Tear Us Apart - dead each time. I then got lost in how many “Debaser”s Black Francis and Kim exchange at the end.

I’ll get back to you.

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Obviousl you would sing the Bombers Theme song, and the potential killer would decide you have had enough punishment in your life and let you live.

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Ok, got one, 100% easy:

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It saved Pee-wee Herman!

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Karma Police - Radiohead.

I walk free and the gunman weeps tears of joy.

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“Ten Green Bottles”

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I tell him its a Phil Collins song
He lets me go free

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Senses Working Overtime - XTC

I even manage to get the gunman joining in for the “1, 2, 3, 4, 5” bits…

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You seriously think you’ve got the mathematical skill to pull that off?

Dreeeeeeeeeamin’ mate.