Sorority recruitment drive - Alpha Phi Alabama

I am sure you are all as disgusted as I am by the blatant sexism and stuff.

720p? What is this, 2009?

According to my FitBit, I’ve masturbated for 3 kilometers.

for 4 minutes and 13 seconds all my troubles disappeared, everything was right with the world and I finally realized that yes, there is a heaven!

Many girls. No cups.

That’s my Phi!

Looks like Revenge of the Nerds may have actually been a documentary

Computer Science at Monash in 1999 didn’t look much like that.

Uni has changed, obviously…

Where’s the Brazzers logo?

video needs more cucumbers.

Alpha Phi. No fat chicks.

I was so outraged by it I watched it again to see if I was less angry the second time around. Nope, still angry. Might have to watch it again.

And glad they got the token black guy in it.

I watched about a minute of that and apologies if I missed someone but what I picked up from all of it was “white blondes über alles”.

I watched about a minute of that and apologies if I missed someone but what I picked up from all of it was "white blondes über alles".
with 13% minorities.

Phew. Blitz was getting boring after John Carpenter’s post got locked rather than being allowed to develop into a Raptor classic.

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I had a nephew play basketball for a college in Alabama. The only white guy on the team.

Where do I sign up?

US College life seems very far removed from days at Deakin Uni.

■■■■. Might have gone early on that previous post.