This won’t really work for me unless I use my in-laws.
Me: EFC
Spouse: EFC
Spouses’ sister: Despises all sport
Spouses’ parents: EFC
Spouses’ living uncle: St Kilda
Spouses’ deceased uncle: Hawkthorn
Spouses’ paternal grandmother: EFC
Spouses’ paternal grandfather: Fark Carlton
Guitar player in my band: Footscray
Bass player in my band: No affiliation (South Efrican)
Children: Support EFC out of pity for long suffering dad