That's not very Punny (The Pun Thread)

If I derail this thread will I become known as a cereal killer?

If I derail this thread will I become known as a cereal killer?

Said with a rye smile.

If I derail this thread will I become known as a cereal killer?

Said with a rye smile.

Raisin the stakes!

If I derail this thread will I become known as a cereal killer?

Said with a rye smile.

Raisin the stakes!

Isnā€™t that a fruit? Just thought Iā€™d have a little wineā€¦

If I derail this thread will I become known as a cereal killer?

Said with a rye smile.

Raisin the stakes!

Isnā€™t that a fruit? Just thought Iā€™d have a little wineā€¦

Grape pickup

If I derail this thread will I become known as a cereal killer?

Said with a rye smile.

Raisin the stakes!

Isnā€™t that a fruit? Just thought Iā€™d have a little wineā€¦

EveryonePosting here is a fruit

Where is the fun in this?

We need someone to get very serious and earnest here so we can hijack the thread with puns.

Alternatively we could hijack the pun thread with serious discussion.

Gotta go now, need to pea.

I get the feeling weā€™ve bean here before.
When do we change the theme? Thread needs some kind of celery cap.

Maybe now we will keep all the stupid puns to this thread instead of ruining another thread.

Cucumber

Maybe now we will keep all the stupid puns to this thread instead of ruining another thread.

Cucumber

Fat chance

Sorry for the lack of puns

Where is the fun in this?

We need someone to get very serious and earnest here so we can hijack the thread with puns.

Alternatively we could hijack the pun thread with serious discussion.

Gotta go now, need to pea.

X[QQ] I - (P+P)/2

Maybe now we will keep all the stupid puns to this thread instead of ruining another thread.

Cucumber

Fat chance

Sorry for the lack of puns

Beet it

I get the feeling we've bean here before. When do we change the theme? Thread needs some kind of celery cap.

Feel free to change the topings to whatever you like now.

Maybe now we will keep all the stupid puns to this thread instead of ruining another thread.

Cucumber

Listen her you tritrolo!!!

Take that crummy attitude elsewhere, I will not have you drive pasta-nd take the pun threads name in vein-era.

Maybe now we will keep all the stupid puns to this thread instead of ruining another thread.

Cucumber

Listen her you tritrolo!!!

Take that crummy attitude elsewhere, I will not have you drive pasta-nd take the pun threads name in vein-era.

So I see we are driving now. I donā€™t drive often. Afraid of speed bumps, but iā€™m slowly getting over it.

Guard against car theft with a Hawthorn car seat cover.

Surely we can have pun with that.

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A fantastic new product from Ghastly Car

Make your interior look like a shat in urinal, in minutes!

Would fit nicely in a wee little poogeot.

Would fit nicely in a wee little poogeot.

PeeMW?

Would fit nicely in a wee little poogeot.

PeeMW?

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