For the past 15 years
We’ve been nothing but crap
Today against the Blues
We will exemplify that
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Hey carlton, remember when we were great?
We don’t either
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Essendon and Carlton
Frazier and Ali
You’d love to see them battle
Just not this century
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The Kreuzer Cup
was a ton of fun
We’ll lose this one
and believe we won!
Ess; You can have the spoon!
Carl; No, you can!
Ess; Are you sure? Nooo, you have it!
Carl; Really, for us?
Ess; We dont feel comfortable.
Carl; Please, we’re doing it for you.
Ess; Aw, you’re so kind.
Carl; You’re welcome.
Ess; 
Essendon is Black and Red
Cartlon are Blue
Your midfield is Poor
And ours is too!
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Brilliant.
Joey may be broken
But the Dons will come out smokin
If Raz is back in town
He’ll make the Blues look like clowns
Forget about Joey
Or Stringer or Fanta
All the dons need to win
Are posters like stander
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EFC - ‘Driving purposeful innovation’ since 2017.
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Nothing grander
Than being a stander
Having a gander
As a blue cops a backhander
I think we should just embrace what we are and have a Port style song before the game. “Glory days” by the Boss
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100 Games
Tommy Bell
50 Games
Orazzzioo
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Another loss we cannot afford
Please put Carlton to the sword
With or without Kyle Langford
And sack the Board
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FFS woosha
DO SOMETHING!
Sorry, couldn’t quite get the rhyming happening
Daniher’s out
Hes got OP
There was no doubt
It was clear to see
Use the same game plan again
And we’ll see another thumping!!!
Good thanks
Lateral thinking! I like it.
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You’ve not won a game
Your team’s full of trucks
But Jake Carlisle was right
This club is f*^ked
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Dear Carlton
Congrats on your first win.
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