You wear pi55 and pop
We wear red and black
We give our coaches contract extensions
Just so we can give them the sack
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Its line in the sand
It should be a scrap
But the hawks will win
Because we are crap
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Fear Less
Dominate More
The Greater the Obstacle
The Greater the Glory
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Some of our supporters are just dumb
You could also say they are as fickle as they come
But watch them all come slinking back
As Woosha and his boys prove the Dons aren’t hacks
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Some of our supporters are wimps
The sook over the pouting
They don’t understand we’ve been crap
For 15 years and counting
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Our form has been average,
some say its been poor.
But ‘WE ARE ESSENDON’
and we have spongy floor.
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From Mrs Blood
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m ■■■■■■
Get your own dinner
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Bringing Myers back
Is totally obscene
DENNAL PLAN
Flintstone’s chewable morphine
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Some of our supporters should chuck it in
Just throw your membership into the bin
The Dons don’t need your constant complaining
They just want to get Woosha’s game plan flying
We Brought Myers in
to protect the kids
Put your mouth guards in
were gonna rattle some lids
1st it was Beta 4
Followed by bottom 4
Then came top 8
Please stop the Langford hate.
Our first 6 games
Have been an abject failure
But a bit of beta 4
Will cure what ails ya
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More rapid than hawks now his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and call’d them by name:
"Now! Connor, now! Myers, now! Out Merrett Jackson,
"On! Zerrett, on! Essendon! Run and Blitz 'em;
"To the top of the 8! To the end of the 4th!
“Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”
Some poets can’t scan
And some just can’t rhyme
While some sit there thinking
Hmmmm, this is fine
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Not bad, but the meter and rhyme on the last line needs some work.
Poetry sucks
Just like our coaching
All the demoted players
Other clubs will be poaching
WTF
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I endorse this for our banner.
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Dons fans getting ancy,
Swanny’s video a little bit tame,
If you want a real hard core beating,
Search Round 7, 2018 on Name a Game.