Y the ■■■■ Guelfi is dropped
“We’re playing the kids!”
Announced the liars,
As they dropped Guelfi,
And again picked Myers.
Well how about Langford,
Who has ticked all KPIs?
He’ll never be good enough,
In Skipworth’s eyes.
So as we head for mid table,
These things are true,
The season is over,
And David King has no clue.
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Our selection policy is conservative, boring and staid
This is what has become of the Bombers in the modern age
We pine for the days of a Crazy Sheedy
Full of imagination, creativity and risky decision making.
This club is ■■■■■■
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WE ARE ESSINGTON
SAY WE ARE ESSINGTON
Once were Essendon
6 Likes
Dont do drugs
Dont drink bourbon
All i want to do
Is shake my turban.
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Forget the coaches, the players, the confusing game plans
Our mediocrity is all on the fans
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We may not be flying
And our game may be sick
But your president is kennett
So you can suck my ■■■■
12 Likes
Our KPI’s are ticked
Our bottom line sublime
Our team is so efficient
They’re done by 3/4 time.
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It’s been years since we’ve won a final
At least we don’t wear Brown and yellow
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we turn up each week with hope in our hearts we play some good footy in fits and starts but at the end of the day we go home feeling flat and then you pick myers and not f%&*@ing matt.
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Watch our women, watch our esports, watch our NBL team
With any luck, they’ll make you forget, our seniors are getting creamed
It’s easy to say we’re not earning our pay
But today is the day we blow the Hawks away
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Our Gameplan is rubbish
Selections are tame
Bring our mouthguards to training
But not to the game.
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LETS GET LOUD
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Myers has naked selfies?
McKenna is back
His chompers are mighty
DENNAL PLAN!
I call the big one “Bitey”
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C’mon bombers
Smash in their faces.
DENNEL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces.
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You just hate him because he’s got a wop surname.