Geez, harsh much? I can take a hint.
I’ll stay at Windy Hill for the win over Melbourne Uni, then.
Because our fate has been sealed
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Our sash is red
Carlton is blue
Your team is ■■■■
Ours is too
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We hate football
It seems you do too
Wanna go to the pub?
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We agree the game plan is ■■■■■■.
But so are your skills.
If you don’t win we will riot.
Please dont play a loose man in defence
Clarke & Ridley Debut
Long & Langford Return
Get around baby bombers
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Your team is Fark Carlton
The worst team so we’ve heard
But don’t fret if your first half sucks
You’ll kick ten in the third
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The season is over,
Time for last rites,
Something something something
Something Matthew Knights
Remember when we were both good?
Me either.
E S S I N G T O N
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We gave up our draft picks
Got stringer, smith saad
I don’t understand
How the fark we’re so baad.
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I’m keeping it simple:
“FARK CARLTON”
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No banner, why waste the time and few bucks
The EFC CEO makes it understandable,
your membership is unrefundable.
As we know you’d rather be playing scrabble.
Because our team is an absolute rabble.
Some of us saw Wally take out Hanna
25 years later we’re making fun of our banner
But Woosha will make sure the Dons come out pumped
So come along and watch the Blues get thumped
The Blues are rotten to the core
You’d love to smash Fitzpatrick’s jaw
Then there’s Lofts, Elliot and ■■■■ Pratt
Leaders of Carlton you wouldn’t feed to a rat
There once was a coach called Worsfold
Who knew what to do, so we’re told
So he got 2 more years
Now its ending in tears
And the fans once again have been trolled.
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If we cant Beat the Blues
this club is farked
get it done lads
It’s time we saw Jakey Longs name
To turn it on like his old man in that famous game
All we need is a spark from a gem
To blow the Blues out of the park again
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