The Cricket Thread (part 6) - from July 2023 (Bartholemew Frinton-Smythe, Humphrey Wigbert-Porter, and Quinten Breckenridge)

Why is Karthik so far up the Pom’s arse?
He’s far more partisan to the Poms than any of the actual Pom commentators.( Presumably because they’ve all lived through decades of Pom disappointment & pain).

Good stuff here from Head.

Aussies favourites again.

Isn’t it about time for the poms to ask for a new ball, some of the shine must have gone from this one after 15 overs.

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In what universe?!?

Trav has wiped the laquer off that cheat ball now.

Well we can’t have that now, can we.

They get another new one in 25 overs

We need a decent partnership. I know that’s obvious but if Smith/Head can get a 80 run partnership before one gets out and we get within 120 runs we will have our tails up. Especially if Smith or Head can go on with it.

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Not quite.
3/230 or 240 would be about even.

Draw’s not off the cards, either.

Go Steve

Umm…

Nah.

Can feel a mankad coming.

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My heart rate is in the vicinity of an Essendon game when we are 3 goals up with 5 mins to play.

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Hopefully one of these two can stick around particularly if we get close to the target

Where’s the % graph of how many runs to go? We were wicketless when this was updated.

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How come our whites look like they are washed in the Ganges, while England uses OMO power.

I posted a song.
What do you want, a selfie?

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Our whites a creams. Always have been.

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So creams, then?

I’ll cream myself if we win

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