The Cricket Thread (part 6) - from July 2023 (Bartholemew Frinton-Smythe, Humphrey Wigbert-Porter, and Quinten Breckenridge)

Stokes lover.

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Go king hit another innocent victim in the street when you’re drunk after the loss Stokes.

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What is this dopey carnt arguing about. They were happy to be gifted a new ball FFS, take the loss you ■■■■

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Best bit is he knew he dropped it, and still asked for the review.

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Needed one of those velcro set ups on his hand.

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Spirit of the game. Umpire dissent.

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100 runs in the session. probably lost one more wicket than we would’ve liked, but England probably just takes that session.

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Oh Boy, wowee! The Barmy Army ain’t gonna like this one bit Richo!

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Mark Taylor looked very happy at lunch.

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He usually does.

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If the Poms get that review back we know it’s crook. Umpires gave it not out and Stokes was sucked into trying to overturn it when he knew he had dropped it.

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Perfect.

I assume Joel missed the ball hitting the glove there as well.

Louise Ransome has that effect

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Here you go Ben, an early Xmas present just for you…

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If rain interupted most of the next session it would be very interesting whether we’d play for the draw or win.

What a series! This is epic.

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Call in a sickie. If we win, it’s unAustralian to go to work.

What possible grounds do they have to get the review back?

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any boss who sacks a worker for not turning up to work tomorrow is a bum

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