There are also cars parked by a curbside in Melbourne, Sydney and a vast array of other Australian suburbs.
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I thought it was the power pole being shown off. Pole Pride
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I donāt see that stuff, thatās at 3am and Iām fast asleep. Unless youāre nocturnal you donāt see it.
Its all starting to make sense. Dmapes is clearly positioning himself for a board position in other threads, and clearly advocating for the gold coast in this one. He wants the bombers to relocate to the gold coast. He must be stopped at all costs.
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Seriously, this thread it was cheerful and happy until a day or two agoā¦ Then āMelbourneā vibes took over.ā¦
No grey drizzle here!
Itās darker than that, heās a cafe owner and wants more Victorian zombies to shuffle up there for cappuccinos and time shares.
Youāre right mate, Iāll ease off, I like dark humour and I see GC as a symptom of something, not a celebration. Post all the pics of lovely beaches you want, Iām just glad youāre doing it here and not the ozpol thread anymore!
yep. GC is a symptom of the disease called affluenza.
placing a high value on money, possessions, appearances (physical and social) and fame;
a condition arising from the desire to be wealthy ;
the inability to understand the consequences of actions because of financial privilege.
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Pity most of them up there canāt make a decent coffee. Maybe they need more Southerners up there to teach them 
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Sweet milk unsullied by coffee beans, either lukewarm or piping hot, thatās what comes from the teat in Godās Country.
Haha yeah I get the same answer from the missus re: Newcastle. I love the place but she grew up there and hates it.
I suppose there are many places that seem better as youāre driving through.
Grass is greener and all that.
Did it go over your head that from the first responses in the thread some of us were (gently) taking the Mickey out of the premise of the threadā¦
Yes, āsome of usā as you say.
Cheer up, turn the phone off, have a tumble in the sea, have a smoothie and youāll be all smiles in no time! I know when I find myself contented in paradise my instinct isnāt to share photos on a footy forum but each to their own. Itās 3am somewhere though.
Oh please. Spare me 
This is, without doubt, the strangest thread on this forum.
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You donāt like my movie tag? I thought it was awesome. āItās 3am somewhere thoughā¦ā Cue speed selling trash dad hitting on 17 year old as she holds her friends hair back and thinks of quaint Deniliquin homeā¦
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