The mind of an Essendon supporter

From today’s H/Scum.

If you had a larger segment entitled ‘blame AFL’ this would actually be quite accurate!

A segment entitled: “Which defenders should we play forward?” should also be included…

Any other suggestions?

Where’s the segment for: “Never buy the Herald Sun again”?

Where's the segment for: "Never buy the Herald Sun again"?

Superseded by the segment: “Never buy the Age again”.

Compare to the ‘mind of a Herald Sun subscriber’

Where's the segment for: "Never buy the Herald Sun again"?

Yeah, I was just thinking, where is the ALL FOOTY MEDIA ARE LYING TWISTING SCUM part??

Might need a whole nother brain for that bit.

Right…

Needs more Fark Carlton.

What no mention of Gillon the villain?

AFL , ASADA, AFL Media , News Ltd Media and of coarse Fairfax Media are the scum left in Essendon supporters sewerage pipes and septic tanks,after we have cleared our minds and bowel movements. Herald show a picture of that, go on !!!

Compare to the 'mind of a Herald Sun subscriber'

Collingwood would be much better.

Just empty space with “BUCKS”

Dislike

That’s just dumb, I’m nothing like that.

Unrelated: anyone know where I can find a decent paella recipe?

“Was Knights that bad?”

LOL

Needs more Fark Carlton.

Exactly… they don’t know us at all.

Fark Carlton

The paella part is spot on.

Robbed in 1999? No, we just flat farked it up.

The mind of a Blitzer

The mind of a Blitzer

Email that to the Hun.

Brilliant Simmo.